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molly. she/her. piscean queer cat mom. variety superfan. tag me in your selfies and cute deer things! ❤️ ► currently: playing hades

queenrafferty:

“It’s a struggle for me to remain open, to not shut down because I’m defensive or scared or maybe my ego is getting in the way. And the other side of that is just believing that I belong where I am and deserve to take up space. I fight constantly between those two things, between not apologizing for what I want and staying vulnerable and creatively supple and not thinking I know better than everyone else.”

mrsfallontimberlake:

Amy Poehler on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon | December 9, 2015

"I woke up, I felt so excited about being here with my friends and family, I had some tea with my family and I received a text from Carol Burnett. Which was really exciting and I’m just front-door bragging about that, she did text me this morning. We’re friends. I have her number. And she said, ‘Best of luck on getting your star.’ Then I went to the gas station and as I was pumping my gas, I left my wallet on the roof of my car, and I drove away, and I thought I had lost my wallet forever, but it was returned to me just an hour ago from a charming, slim gentleman who works at Ford models, and goes by the name of Dilly. And I tell you this story to remind us that people can be good, that no one can do it alone, and I still pump my own gas"
— Amy Poehler during her Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony. (via amypoehleralldayeveryday)

gingerpoehler:

My golden haloed angel baby, nothing will ever rival the pleasure I get from standing here next to you, basking in your feminine glow. Just this morning I was embracing you in my pirate arms, kissing every womanly inch of you as you helped me apply my eye liner. I’m so proud of you. Few have managed to become the timeless comedy icon you are while still managing to keep dudes like me on our toes, wondering if and when they will ever be able to wife you up. Darling beauty, you have accomplished so much and all of it looking as sexy as you do. You deserve more than a star on the Hollywood walk of fame, you deserve all the stars in the sky, a thousand puppies wrapped in bows, a tender hot oil massage– oh wait, this is getting a little personal. And there’s a drawing, there’s children here so I’m just gonna skip the rest of this. Alright, this is a long speech. Goddess, blah blah blah. Perfect in every way, blah blah blah. Body that won’t quit, okay, let’s get to the end. You’re a really good dancer and even better driver. You are the Jack to my Sparrow, the Gilbert to my Grape, the Whitey to my Bulger. Oh, and don’t forget to blow off Rashida for coffee tomorrow. In closing, there’s really nothing this woman can’t do. I love her, please marry me. And from me, personally, Amy Poehler, congratulations. My dear friend, you have the unique combination of boundless talent and unwavering integrity. I am very lucky to know you, you are the real deal, I love you.
- Rashida Jones’ speech for Amy Poehler during Amy’s Walk of Fame

whisfeytangofoxtrot:

“I’ve been more sleep-deprived with you than anyone else,” [Ms. Poehler] said. Ms.Fey nodded. “Other than your babies. And they’re not funny at all.” [x]

leslieknope-s:

Genius Gift Ideas With Tina Fey and Amy Poehler: Gifts You Really Want

amypoehleralldayeveryday:

More pictures of Amy from the UK Premiere of Inside Out in London (19.07.15)

smartgirlsattheparty:
“ holidays are the best when you spend them with people you love ✨ we’re thankful to spend them with all of you 💞 #bestfriends #crackerjacks
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smartgirlsattheparty:

holidays are the best when you spend them with people you love ✨ we’re thankful to spend them with all of you 💞 #bestfriends #crackerjacks